master distance

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week(s) and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

THE HELICOPTER TRICK - Worms W.M.D. - 55:22(jack suicide)

Superhot | VR The Champions - 15:20(cleaver timing), 22:38(olivia loves ryan)

DON'T TASE ME, GRANNY! - Granny Simulator | Play Pals - 5:18(double trouble for gavin)

Egg Is Broken. Heart Is Too. | Rage Quit - 9:18(THE END!), 10:06(level 2 nope)

THE HELICOPTER TRICK - Worms W.M.D. - 8:10(jack panic death), 17:13(far right), 29:40(turret), 36:25(helicopter trick shot), 44:40(ryan's pity costs him), 55:22(jack suicide), 1:00:30(nice super banana), 1:06:38(suicide)

Podcast #552 - 1:32(classy barb), 10:47(orange question), 16:08(guiness book of moon records), 28:01(elevator panic story), 1:11:49(sphere pizza = hotpocket), 1:14:28(yikes gavin or google question)

Off Topic #188 - 1:18:09(trevor not needed), 1:34:01(ketchup squeeze), 1:38:47(gavin would be dead), 2:02:12(facetime tired lannan), 2:17:10(jeremy returns fire)

VR the Champions - Shattered Lights - 5:22(scared fredo), 21:48(monster), 29:46(fall out of VR *scare*)

I never know how these videos will turn out until I start working on them. This quickly became over the top and I couldn't stop laughing while finishing this video. I wasn't able to finish RTCS and there wasn't enough clips for how-do-words-good so I opted to work on this before I sleep and start the next work week.

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

Timestamps:

(Not in order until I find more free time)

Podcast #509 - 53:47(butt juice), 1:29:10(michael's laugh)

Super Bunny Man #3 - 0:43(eh eh eh eh), 46:04(sucking off the carrot)

Off Topic #144 - 11:17(be proud of ni**)

Babushka Dooley - World Championship Russian Roulette - Let's Roll - 7:08(bit-- cheated),

GLITCH PLEASE - Spooky Stardew Valley - 6:15(aroused by gus)

Minecraft #329 - Galacticraft Part 5 - 41:56(ugly ryan)

Play Pals Getting Hospitalized - Helping Hand - 12:59(barbara b**ch), 13:55(stupid sl-t)

Podcast #505 - 11:36(*bite*)

Podcast #498 - 1:31:36(animal wants to be railed?)

Meet the New Geoff - Fore Honor - Golf It! - 10:06(cut it off!)

Off Topic #125 - 1:17:10(boowooobwooooo), 1:38:02(how many times eaten barbara), 2:27:08(ah ah ah ah)

Hunting Pack Remix Part 1 - GTA V - 27:00(jack off to grown ups please), 27:41(kids)

On The Spot #136 - 22:15(weird licking moment)

Off Topic #124 - 11:39(who are you x3)

Hitman Escalation #4 - 40:24(bleeeh x3)

Off Topic #126 - 2:06:30(so hot)

Ark: Survival Evolved (#1) - 6:21(ryan comes)

Podcast #495 - 49:55(don't say that)

AHWU #426 - 4:11(who do I stab?)

On The Spot #141 - 6:33(pound the A)

Rooftop Dance Party - Gmod Gune - Murder - 36:49(come in face)

On The Spot #142 - 11:09(throbbing)

No Man's Sky NEXT Double the Size + $10,000 in Microtransactions - 8:39(we're very fancy~)

On The Spot #144 - 28:26(nom nom nom nom skull)

Always Open #71 - 11:54(in a butt)

cute floofs
I update more frequently at https://twitter.com/HemboHero

It's been a fun month at vet. I need GoPro camera one of these days.

I update more frequently at https://twitter.com/HemboHero

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week(s) and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Deceit with Super Best Friends - 16:52(Ryan says jeremy needed to go)

Scram Jam - GTA V - 10:18(DIEEEEE)

Play Pals - Super Bunny Man #14 - 16:18(catastrophe), 30:42(WHAT WAS THAT)

Always Open #85 - 10:13(...yeah)

Podcast #521 - 2:18(mush the cat), 3:48(iris), 12:22(just grab visuals), 12:50(MUSH), 13:55(nibble visuals), 15:30(cat voice), 31:02(mush), 52:12(until he tries it), 55:24(tesla to not a tesla owner), 1:20:39(Burnie the CLAW)

Smash #1 - 8:42(DK crew)

Wingin' it In Mumbai - Hitman 2 - 19:22(holy ryan), 34:03(please don't)

Ultimate Chicken Horse #13 - 34:34(great black hole idea)

YOU STOLE MY BODY! - Red Dead Redemption 2: Online - 36:49(ryan did it)

AHWU - Stun-Chuck - 2:36(stun chuck x2)

On The Spot #158 - 35:18(philip)

Podcast #522 - 1:19(black light story to welcome 10th anniversary), 18:20(out of context game), 23:20(dogs does stuff), 42:08(change subjects)

Hogtie Hooligans - Red Dead Redemption 2: Online - 0:05(rope x2), 5:56(rope), 6:38(launch), 7:22(rope), 23:01(screenshot)

Deceit - Deceitember - 19:52(for now and it's me)

Nomad and Kaid - Rainbow Six: Siege - 11:35(POKEBALL)

Just Cause 4 - Cow Gun Easter Egg - 0:18(cow gun), 1:18(cow things)

Always Open #84 - 15:38(cousin question)

On The Spot #157 - 2:35(beer me), 14:10(beer x2 and eat battery)

Minecraft #342 - Galacticraft Part 16 - 27:18(beanstalk), 32:13(the egg), 34:50(baby at mars and little creeper), 44:07(this is stupid), 44:52(jack's mini face)

Off Topic #158 - 0:23(intro), 22:42(framed photo to photoshop context), 25:10(yes too much), 32:30(geoff's innocence), 55:51(michael wet the bed story), 2:18:31(jeremy found the photo)

60+ hours of work never gets any easier. What even is sleep?
I update more frequently at https://twitter.com/HemboHero

I suddenly have 25 more hours of free time next week. I can finally start catching up on RTAA & Source edits (after I get enough sleep each day)
I update more frequently at https://twitter.com/HemboHero

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

The Forest (#6) - 41:19(all those chickens)
AHWU - Ryan's New Diet - 4:29(diet gift), 8:44(real steering wheel)

AHWU - Ryan's New Diet - 4:29(diet gift), 8:44(real steering wheel)

Minecraft #323 - Galacticraft Part 1 - 10:57(oioioioioi)

Death Machine Party Bus - GTA V - 15:03(who gavin?), 20:10(mean to gavin), 35:01(incredible luck)

GLITCH PLEASE - Living the Dead Cells Life - 13:08(stacked ladies)

Always Open #73 - 12:53(no/yes), 14:22(no)

Gavin is working - https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/...

Off Topic #140 - 22:25(geoff heckling), 45:50(removed facial hair), 57:35(rimjob)

The Killer Clown - Dead by Daylight - 11:48(ryan's stuff), 12:55(not even struggling), 20:09(wtf?), 22:08(jeremy is quick)

Death Machine Party Bus - GTA V - 15:03(who gavin?), 20:10(mean to gavin)

Minecraft #322 - Going Floor-Loco in Candy Land - 6:22(mean jeremy)

Death Machine Party Bus - GTA V - 35:01(incredible luck)

My Own Worst Enemy - Ultimate Chicken Horse - 5:05(uhhh/ahhh), 8:58(top of the head), 28:36(RYAN NOOOO)

Fore Honor - Golf It! #17 - 14:34(albatross), 17:26(max rwararrar), 30:09(condor), 31:44(lip bounce)

Wheel of Fortune (Part 4) - 5:28(million), 6:43(controller and end game), 12:00(the rules)

Podcast #503 - 5:10(two bad names), 13:45(prototype mug), 33:55(stardew until barb sells everything), 58:22(stare), 1:29:17(titanic fact), 1:35:44(something is gonna happen)

Podcast #504 - 14:00(going well), 2:33(driver's license), 9:29(gus' drive), 17:05(burnie can be fired?), 20:06(gavin didn't get the job), 31:05(barb story), 41:10(blaine's WAKE UP plan)

Play Pals - Unravel Two - 1:43(done), 30:02(cheeky gavin until realization)

Minecraft #324 - Galacticraft Part 2 - 16:49(shaddap in song), 21:20(crush p), 43:05(meaning of alfredo), 51:03(oogabooogabooga)

Shark Cult - Raft - 11:10(matt chant), 11:52(chant)

The Greatest Mugger Who Ever Lived - GTA V - 9:40(the chase begins), 12:20(ryan vs mugger), 35:45(chaos), 37:05(roof car), 43:04(yeah it was jack), 45:38(killed)

On The Spot #146 - 35:47(larry dunkelman), 45:14(ryan doesn't know the rules), 54:09(the kiss)

Off Topic #141 - 30:20(OTS kiss), 34:04(jeremy the creep), 39:20(worst form of peer pressure), 1:20:15(beeb loves), 1:28:15(share my pain ryan)

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

GLITCH PLEASE - Is Bad PlayStation Back? - 5:38(kirby hiiiii x2), 1:04(young/old adam)

Podcast #499 - 6:25(nom), 38:23(chris realization)

GTA V - It's Raining Vigilantes - 4:59(ryan the rocket), 10:29(awesome)

New Super Mario Bros jUly (#5) - 18:40(damn it geoff), 9:30(GOOO)

The Actual Game This Time - Play Pals - Emily Wants to Play Too - 15:04, 17:10, 20:08, 25:26, 39:49, 42:00- 43:00, 46:12

On The Spot #141 - 21:48(what is that?!), 35:09(costume)

Always Open #68 - 30:39(blaine disgusted face)

Gmod: Guess Who #3 - 10:25(matt dazed), 11:43(ryan dances to death)

Minecraft #319 - Codename: Hot Dog - 0:23(gay/gav), 0:43(ow), 37:03(ow)

New Super Mario Bros jUly #6 - 4:48(worth living for), 28:36(my bad...), 39:45(twerp), 40:24(twerp), 44:55(ryan blocked x10), 45:50(mushroom dodge), 51:43(drooling)

The Forest #3 - 19:00(is that a shark head?), 19:55(nice mount)

Off Topic #136 - 28:50(jack the wallflower), 32:50(that guys got something I dont), 48:46(good friend story)

Totally Accurate Battlegrounds #3 - 3:45(alfredo), 9:40(h for horn), 13:40(end and trevor), 17:25(alfredo), 17:50(ryan)

Jeremy's Last of Us stream
https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyShinyGo...

Special thanks to generic lets play watcher for contributing timestamps.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

The focus of HDWG is comedic wordplay. Flubs, puns, tone shifts, accents, interruptions, witty word timing, etc. Some clips that you might question might be used as context for a later, associated clip. It's been the same format since part 2. While a main focus is quality and clarity. Everyone is different, not everyone understand clips the same way. So just because you don't think it belongs, it doesn't mean there isn't a reason for including it. Ask about something specific and I'll explain why I used it.

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Minecraft #332 - Galacticraft Part 8 - 50:20(butt4?)

Detective Roger Davis - Left 4 Dead 2 - 16:43(deflubrillator)

Off Topic #149 - 1:49:05(what rocks?)

Podcast #512 - 44:26(wee wee joke)

AHWU - Watsky's Small Surprise - 1:20(waiting/rating)

GLITCH PLEASE - Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slitherland, and Slowlee - 19:45(slitherland)

Off Topic #149 - 2:10:00(child predator), 2:13:30(sim-bee-ote)

The Spirit - Dead by Daylight - 12:22(scarecrew)

Minecraft #332 - Galacticraft Part 8 - 40:14(oxygen disk), 49:23(FUPA), 50:20(butt4?), 55:49(what's the F word)

I probably spent more time than I should've playing smash bros ultimate, but I'm back to editing for now.
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I've done the best I can with my limited time to catch up and finish this project. It's not as polished as I would want it but I need to let go and move on from it. I've been at the full time job long enough to understand that I will not be going to RTX this year. I'm not allowed to use any sick days for the first 6 months of employment. But on the plus side, I'll takes some time off for Extra Life this year. It's a worthwhile effort. I'll let this upload while I sleep and I'll pray there isn't any major problems. Otherwise I'll fix it tomorrow evening. Nighty night!

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week(s) and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

I can't fit them all in the description so I put them all in one image:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D57p-n_UI...

I promised the doctor that I'd be his new client after I get my two kittens. I'll be sure to stop by and visit Daisy and Lilliane from time to time too. I'll miss them.

I update more frequently at https://twitter.com/HemboHero

Special thanks to bamsqrd, generic lets play watcher, @DJ__Paint, DarkMephiles, and reasontofreak for contributing timestamps.
If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

The focus of HDWG is comedic wordplay. Flubs, puns, tone shifts, accents, interruptions, witty word timing, etc. Some clips that you might question might be used as context for a later, associated clip. It's been the same format since part 2. While a main focus is quality and clarity. Everyone is different, not everyone understand clips the same way. So just because you don't think it belongs, it doesn't mean there isn't a reason for including it. Ask about something specific and I'll explain why I used it.

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Things to Do in Halo 5 - Crossy Road - 5:04(i suck stupid suck)

Off Topic #95 - 2:06:15(geoff can't talk anymore)

GTA V - Geoff Bag - 4:50(geoff flub), 18:47(mid stroke), 26:20(ow hit)

Game Review CORRUPTION!? - The Know Game News - 8:18(blee-bleh-bleh)

Podcast 458 - 1:50(brandon can't name names), 21:53(suck on his reed), 41:08(month flub), 59:35(burnie flub), 1:10:00(maayerch)

Destiny 2 Campaign: EDZ - 6:23(subtitles?), 19:35- 20:30(internet impression)

Witch It!- 3:27(bale/bail), 5:19(oh grot/grod)

Minecraft - Episode 278 - Sky Factory Part 20 - 48:26(Terrestrial/terra-steel)

7 Days to Die: Moving House (#4) - 8:17(so much f), 24:56(MF Owww), 45:47(stop my back)

Marvel's TV DISASTERS! Cancelled Already? - 2:17(termameter/termom-meter)

GLITCH PLEASE #17 - 1:13(talk to them a little more soon), 1:35(gus can't talk now)

Open Haus #134 - 0:32?(bow-mana)

Destiny 2 Campaign: EDZ - 19:35- 20:30(internet impression)

It was a long 40 hour effort to finish this video. I requested three days off from work just to make sure I had enough time to finish this and to give myself a full day of rest afterwards.

I do this every year cause I feel like I still owe so much to Rooster Teeth. I have an overwhelming desire to help others in the same way as Rooster Teeth's entertaining content has helped me so many years ago. I suffered from crippling depression. My life has been full of disappointments, lost relationships, and self sacrifice. My mind was full of negative thoughts and I stopped moving forward. Nothing has helped me more than to just laugh and allow me to forget my troubles for a moment. Since then I've learned to accept my circumstances and mistakes. I don't regret the past anymore and I'd rather move forward in life. I find comfort in having a dream worth chasing. Personally, this YouTube channel already gives me a sense of fulfillment. I feel like I'm helping others through entertaining videos and if it improves the lives of others even just a little bit, then I feel like my life was worth it.

I have real dreams. I want to stay motivated. I want to work hard. I want to help others. And I want to enjoy life along the way.

- James Chung


This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

It's been a long week. I can rest again.

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I don't play many games nowadays but Smash is one of them. I'll probably stream online 1vs1 matches on Saturdays starting at 2:00pm CST at https://www.twitch.tv/hembo_hero

Podcast #352 @ 30:58 // RTAA: https://youtu.be/xXKK2In18Xc // Podcast #352: https://youtu.be/nwW4RKmX04I?t=1858

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Podcast #459 @ 4:45 // RTAA: https://youtu.be/qO9lOHN6fjs // Podcast #459: https://youtu.be/iNfUixuysU0?t=285

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Special thanks to Stegosaurus4000, Flying Jellyfish, zCayman, and generic lets play watcher for contributing timestamps.
If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

The focus of HDWG is comedic wordplay. Flubs, puns, tone shifts, accents, interruptions, witty word timing, etc. Some clips that you might question might be used as context for a later, associated clip. It's been the same format since part 2. While a main focus is quality and clarity. Everyone is different, not everyone understand clips the same way. So just because you don't think it belongs, it doesn't mean there isn't a reason for including it. Ask about something specific and I'll explain why I used it.

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Podcast #526 - 12:18(wot? wot? to ran out of steam), 35:45(accent jab), 54:30(timbers=timbus)

Podcast #527 - 49:37(rock paper whoops and juan)

Thief Simulator (Pt 2) - Let's Watch - 19:54(fer to goin)

Marvel's Spider-Man: Turf Wars DLC - Let's Watch - 6:48(ryan reads good)

Viscera Cleanup Detail #3.1 - 22:35(ocko/also), 25:58(pregnant sucks)

Things to Do In Red Dead Redemption - Horse Joust - 2:50(back in the horse/ring)

Last Year: The Nightmare - 3:16(malfredo), 5:59(lindsay the nerd), 6:40(JOCKS DOWN)

Halo 3: LASO Part 5 - 5:11(one punch man)

Let's Roll - Sheriff of Nottingham (Pt 2) - 0:00(welcome back to wot?), 2:38(2 rounds of cheese),

Minecraft #346 - 6:34(rosie/royzee), 11:59(desh context), 35:45(deshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Minecraft #347 - 10:21(geoff bridges), 26:05(say my name)

Off Topic #163 - 49:26(that took a turn), 1:51:10(rooster what?),

Podcast #526 - 5:54(sound bites and out of context potential)